She didn't marry me -- thankful me!!

In last Sunday's newspaper I read that the ugliest girl in my high school graduating class got married..last December!! I guess hell did freeze over, but since I'm still single we haven't reached the ice age yet! It's hard to believe she got married after all if you looked like her you wish there was a fire hydrant nearby. But enough jokes, seriously. The purpose of today's idea is that my biological clock is ticking and I wanna get hooked up soon..now..this minute!! Hard to believe that 20 years has passed since high school and I am still single while watching all the pretty girls go by. Not saying I could get any of them after all I am not beautiful but I do deserve someone (female) soon!! It's been about 9 months since the last potential relationship and it's been a damn cold night since then (oops, I'm slipping into song -- but more on that in the near future).